Ugly Toes? Try these 10 Insane Transformations Fast!

You have your eyes locked on the newest season of Barbie Life in The Dreamhouse but something – wait, someone – is stopping you flat: Beyonce, naked except for those killer stilettos. Admit it, you’re not always staring at her style, sometimes those ugly toes are catching your eye! Not all of us are blessed with the best feet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t give that ugly Piggly Wiggly pedicure a Hollywood makeover. Spice up your foot worship regimen with these ten fast transformations.

1. SOAK AND EXFOLIATE

Don your Victoria Secret swim attire, ’cause we’re going down under…to your feet. Start by a warm foot soak. Mix water with Epsom salts and warm it up to a temp you can handle. A 15 min dip and we’re in the perfect condition to scrub away! Use a soft foot brush and gently exfoliate off dead skin.

2. MOISTURIZE, BABY

Lather on some love with luscious foot creams and lotions. Extracts of shea butter or coconut oil will turn those crocodile scales into baby-bottom smooth skin. Make it a nightly ritual and your feet will thank you. Ain’t nobody got time for ugly toes!

3. PUT THE GLADYS PEARL BAKER CENTURY BACK INTO YOUR STEPS

Well, darling, not everyone has flawless feet like Gladys Pearl Baker but every foot can glow-up with a little nail polish. Jet black, metallic silver or even French tips can transform even the dullest toes. Be adventurous, stilettos and sneakers can work wonders.

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4. THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE ‘TOE’ BUSINESS!

Tom Cruise’s grin, Jennifer Aniston’s nipples even John Schlossberg’s jawline – everyone has an asset, even your feet. Whether it’s a cute toe tattoo, stylish anklets or even an outrageously hot bikini, there are so many ways to amplify your tootsies’ appeal!

5. CUT TO THE CHASE

We all know Barbie’s toes are perfect, but we can’t all be living in a dreamhouse. Trim your nails straight across to prevent ingrowths. Mantain a clean, neat look and Sayonara to ugly feet!

6. FUN FACTS: FEETS AND STATS

Did you know the average person walks approximately 100,000 miles in a lifetime? With all that foot action, there’s no room for ugly toes. Regular foot care is a must, folks.

7. SPA-DAY? SAY NO MORE

And for those who feel like splurging; professional spa treatments can do wonders for unattractive toes. From pedicures to paraffin wax treatments, book a day at your favourite spa and transform those tootsies in a jiffy!

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8. AT-HOME TREATMENTS FOR FEET-ASTIC RESULTS

For the busy bees who just want to pamper themselves at home, there’s a plethora of DIY treatments right from your kitchen. From olive oil massages to mint foot soaks, it’s a treat right at your doorstep.

9. MONOLIDS AND TOES, ANY CONNECTION?

Ever thought about those monolid folks proud of their unique feature but hiding their feet? Your toes deserve to strut their stuff too, so own your oddities and embrace uniqueness, every toe is beautiful in its own way!

10. GET INSPIRED

From celebs like the hot Emma Watson to models strutting their stuff down the fashion alley of hot girls, foot fashion is inspiring us left, right and centre.

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FINAL WORD

So, the next time when your eyes flitter between your screen showcasing Beyonce’s fierce walk and your poor, unbearable toes, remember, even the seemingly perfect people have their own “feet of clay”.

Every foot can look beautiful and feel just as good. Life’s too short to have dull digits, folks. It’s time to kick up your heels and bid goodbye to those ugly toes.

Safe travels in pursuit of fetching footsies.

Here’s to finding the best Bora Bora flights and putting your unattractive toes forward!

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